Teacher:Tum bade hokar kya karoge?

Student:Facebooking Karunga

T:Nahi mera matlab hai kya banoge?

S:Facebook pages ka Admin banunga

T:Oho I mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?

S:Facebook Admin Rights

T: IDIOT Mera mtlb bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?

S:Facebook par Page bnaunga 'I ♥ MOM & DAD'

T:Stupid tumhare papa tmse kya chahte h ?

S:Mere Facebook ka Pasword

T:Hey Allah,tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?

S:Facebook,but never Face ur Book:P ;)